Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 570 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

- What's up, Austin?

Make some noise if you love Mopac.

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here, I was in Dallas recently

and I got a girl into my hotel room.

But she didn't wanna have sex with me.

She was like, "I don't want you to just fuck me

"and then forget about me."

I was like, "Well, if you don't fuck me,

"I'm definitely gonna forget about you."

Also have more confidence in your pussy game.

[Bit 2]

I, uh, I love how every Marvel movie is now about alternative multiple universes.

'Cause it's so relatable and practical for my everyday life.

It's like, why don't you just stay in one universe and write a good story

instead of telling a shitty story over multiple universes?

But, uh, love, uh, love, love it that, uh, we're here right now.

Okay, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupIt's good to be here, I was in Dallas recently

setupand I got a girl into my hotel room.

setupBut she didn't wanna have sex with me.

setupShe was like, "I don't want you to just fuck me

setup"and then forget about me."

setupI was like, "Well, if you don't fuck me,

punchline"I'm definitely gonna forget about you."

tagAlso have more confidence in your pussy game.