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Watch Aphrodite's Kill Tony episode 431 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.18 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

That's my new favorite Asian song.

I'm in love with Asian music now.

[Bit 2]

I'm celebrating, actually, celebrating.

I got a new job, everybody, a new job.

Yeah.

Don't you feel good when you get a new job?

My new job is with this amazing company.

It's called KillYourWholeFuckingFamily.com.

Yeah.

[Bit 3]

I know there's people in here.

I know there's got to be at least half of the people

in this fucking audience that wants

to kill your whole fucking family.

Your uncle, your fucking mom, your sister, your brother.

You know those motherfuckers you hate to see on holidays.

Yeah.

I'm talking about them.

Kill your whole fucking family.

[Bit 4]

Like for your mom.

If you kill your mom, you'll give you a nickel.

Yeah, we'll give you 25 cents for killing your dad.

10 cents for siblings.

Just kill them motherfuckers, we'll help you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

setup♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

punchlineThat's my new favorite Asian song.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

setup♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

punchlineThat's my new favorite Asian song.

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