Jack Shaw

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Watch Jack Shaw's Kill Tony episode 677 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.43 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

Recently, a homeless man called me a bitch.

How did he know that about me?

I'll tell you what happened.

[Bit 2]

I was walking, and I saw this homeless man in a wheelchair,

a sweeping in front of his tent.

And I was thinking to myself,

"Oh, I guess he cares about his curb appeal."

[Bit 3]

So I was looking at him 'cause it was interesting

and apparently I was looking too long

'cause all of a sudden he turned

and he locked eyes with me

and I smiled because I was afraid

and then the homeless man stood up from the wheelchair.

I couldn't believe it.

It was a fucking miracle.

And he points at me and he says,

"You're a fucking bitch, McLovin."

This homeless piece of shit decided to make fun of me

and he was smoking crack out of a Lego, everybody.

Thank you so much, I'm Jack Shaw.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupRecently, a homeless man called me a bitch.

punchlineHow did he know that about me?