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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 430 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

First and foremost, I want to apologize

to my Filipino brothers and sisters

for opening up my set last week with Jimmy Buffett's volcano.

Because I can't help but think I'm

part of the reason the caldera went off.

Anyway, who's got plans for the fourth?

[Bit 2]

So people always say the book is better than the movie,

but how many of y'all have ever read Mortal Kombat?

[Bit 3]

Uh, I love how every black guy on the first 48 who dies

always says he's a rapper?

No, let me rephrase that.

I love how every black guy who dies on the first 48

was an aspiring rapper.

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setupFirst and foremost, I want to apologize

setupto my Filipino brothers and sisters

setupfor opening up my set last week with Jimmy Buffett's volcano.

setupBecause I can't help but think I'm

punchlinepart of the reason the caldera went off.