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2025-02-04

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 703 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.17 punch density, 3.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.17 punch density·3.00 tag density

- I don't even wanna touch this microphone, nigga.

We should just stop this show at Jason.

That's no, it's not gonna get no better than that nigga, dog.

I was, it made me angry.

How you started with, what's number three?

I had a finger in my asshole.

We should, he has to die.

I think people like that should be murdered

and put on a list somewhere, dog.

He scares me with my whole heart.

There's no topping that nigga.

Oh.

[Bit 1]

I know I got a lot of shit about crackheads.

I'm on my doors and mainly about crackheads.

And it's funny to me 'cause I was thinking about it

the other day when I was real high

And I was just like, "Man, this fucked up."

'Cause most of y'all deal with crackheads,

and y'all see 'em like on the street.

Y'all just walk by, like, they're not real people.

But I had crackheads in my family.

So crackheads had my phone number, you understand?

That's a different type of relationship with a crackhead.

Like y'all be like, "I don't know you leave me alone, nigga."

I'm like, "What's up?

I know you got cash, bitch, I need $5.

I wanna buy crack today, it's insane."

That's it, there I go.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI know I got a lot of shit about crackheads.

setupI'm on my doors and mainly about crackheads.

setupAnd it's funny to me 'cause I was thinking about it

setupthe other day when I was real high

setupAnd I was just like, "Man, this fucked up."

setup'Cause most of y'all deal with crackheads,

setupand y'all see 'em like on the street.

setupY'all just walk by, like, they're not real people.

setupBut I had crackheads in my family.

punchlineSo crackheads had my phone number, you understand?

tagThat's a different type of relationship with a crackhead.

setupLike y'all be like, "I don't know you leave me alone, nigga."

setupI'm like, "What's up?

tagI know you got cash, bitch, I need $5.

tagI wanna buy crack today, it's insane."