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2025-02-04

Michael Scott

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Watch Michael Scott's Kill Tony episode 703 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.14 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.63 tag density·4 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.14 punch density·0.50 tag density

You guys look like you fuck with rap music, right?

Yeah, cool crowd, okay.

[Bit 1]

You guys remember rapper Mystical?

Shake your ass, watch yourselves.

Show me what you're working with.

That guy, Mystical?

Mystical was my favorite rapper when I was a kid.

It wasn't for the bars, 'cause he wasn't great.

It was more the fact that I found out

he was a combat engineer during the Gulf War.

Mystical was a fucking minesweeper.

I liked to play this game where I imagined Mystical

out there leading his troops during the Gulf War

while preparing for his future rap career.

You guys, hey guys, hang back real quick.

I gotta make sure it's clear.

that mind-sweeper.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.

Danger!

Watch yourselves!

Get on the floor!

All right.

All right, that's all I got.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou guys remember rapper Mystical?

setupShake your ass, watch yourselves.

setupShow me what you're working with.

setupThat guy, Mystical?

setupMystical was my favorite rapper when I was a kid.

setupIt wasn't for the bars, 'cause he wasn't great.

setupIt was more the fact that I found out

setuphe was a combat engineer during the Gulf War.

punchlineMystical was a fucking minesweeper.