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2025-02-04

Jack Shaw

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Watch Jack Shaw's Kill Tony episode 703 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.45 tag density·11 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.30 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Oh shit, time for the Jewish portion of the show guys.

Lock the door, gas the room, let's have a good time, okay?

[Bit 2]

Oh man, I love being Jewish in Texas guys.

I'm exotic here, dude, I am.

I've been making shit up, dude.

I've been telling people we still eat babies.

I'm having a good time, man.

Oh, you guys didn't like that.

OK, that's fine.

It's OK, man.

[Bit 3]

I was an angry kid growing up.

I got in some fights growing up.

One time at camp, this kid hit me in the head

with a ping pong paddle, so I kicked him in the balls.

And I know that's a cheap shot, but I

was such a bad counselor.

OK.

[Bit 4]

I'm trying to learn how to fight.

I started taking a mooie tie class,

which was pretty cool.

And I don't know why that's funny, you fuckers, dude.

Jesus Christ.

It was pretty cool.

The first day I got there, I found out

that everyone gets a nickname.

And this is true.

My nickname was Jew, bitch.

The Latino guys had a field day with that one, dude.

No pun intended, man.

But I found out--

Because that's a field.

I found out that the only way to get a new nickname

was to fight for it, so I stuck with the nickname.

All right.

Thank you guys so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup- Oh shit, time for the Jewish portion of the show guys.

punchlineLock the door, gas the room, let's have a good time, okay?