Sean Stewart

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Watch Sean Stewart's Kill Tony episode 721 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.50 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·1.33 tag density·Big Joke Book

- Woo, howdy, y'all.

I love dogs.

I love 'em.

[Bit 1]

Can you guys tell I'm Cuban?

Hold on.

How about now?

Miami just showed up.

It's a hand-me-down.

[Bit 2]

When everybody finds out I'm Cuban,

they always ask me one thing.

They're like, "Hey, can you get me some Cuban cigars?"

No.

I don't even speak Spanish.

So now when they ask me that, I just whip my dick out.

I'm like, "You can smoke this."

But they're always disappointed.

They're expecting a BCC, a big Cuban cigar.

And I whip out a Swisher suite.

Doesn't even last as long as Swisher.

How do you measure penis in seconds, inches, or strokes?

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupCan you guys tell I'm Cuban?

setupHold on.

punchlineHow about now?

tagMiami just showed up.

tagIt's a hand-me-down.