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Kill Tony #144 (Doug Benson, Esther Ku, Greg Fitzsimmons)

2017-09-02

Taylor Rizzo

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Watch Taylor Rizzo's Kill Tony episode 144 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·2.33 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.86 tag density·6 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.42 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

Alright, I was with this girl recently and things were going well.

She was on top of me, kissing on my chest, and I had my hands in her hair,

and I was just so in the moment, and for some reason, I just kissed her right on top of the head,

and she stopped immediately.

You know, I didn't know why, but before I could say anything, she was like,

"Uh, did you just kiss me on top of the head?"

I was like, "Yeah, is that okay?"

She was like, "It's kinda weird."

I was like, "Oh really, sorry. I guess I just thought it would be sweet."

She was like, "Yeah, it is sweet."

That's why it's weird.

I was like, "Oh man, you're totally right. Like, I was weird for doing that, but I don't know how to not be that guy.

Like, how do you just fuck a girl and not kiss her on top of the head and let her know she's safe?"

You know?

Rub your nose on her nose, flutter your eyelashes together, fucking butterfly kisses guys like that's just who I am!

So ladies if you're trying to hook up with no strings attached, but to feel like there are tons of strings attached

Yeah, I'm your man. Alright, thanks a lot guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAlright, I was with this girl recently and things were going well.

setupShe was on top of me, kissing on my chest, and I had my hands in her hair,

setupand I was just so in the moment, and for some reason, I just kissed her right on top of the head,

setupand she stopped immediately.

setupYou know, I didn't know why, but before I could say anything, she was like,

setup"Uh, did you just kiss me on top of the head?"

setupI was like, "Yeah, is that okay?"

setupShe was like, "It's kinda weird."

setupI was like, "Oh really, sorry. I guess I just thought it would be sweet."

setupShe was like, "Yeah, it is sweet."

punchlineThat's why it's weird.