Taylor Rizzo on Kill Tony
6 sets·1.33 bits/set·2.33 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.86 tag density
About Taylor Rizzo's sets
Taylor Rizzo has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #127 (11 Aug 2018) and the latest on episode #211 (18 Aug 2017).
Taylor Rizzo came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Taylor Rizzo has performed for guest panels including Sklar Brothers, Jayson Thibault, Steve Simeone and Doug Benson.
Taylor Rizzo averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 53% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Taylor Rizzo's punch density went from 0.83 in the first set to 0.24 in the latest.
On average Taylor Rizzo follows each punchline with 0.86 tags.
Of the 14 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 6 are misdirect jokes, ahead of contradiction (4).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #211 | 18 Aug 2017 | Sklar Brothers | 2 | 0.24 | 0.00 |
| KT #189 | 6 Mar 2017 | Jayson Thibault, Steve Simeone | 1 | 0.08 | 1.00 |
| KT #147 | 3 May 2016 | KILL TONY #147 | 1 | 0.29 | 2.00 |
| KT #144 | 2 Sept 2017 | Doug Benson, Esther Ku, Greg Fitzsimmons | 1 | 0.42 | 0.67 |
| KT #143 | 2 Sept 2017 | Al Madrigal, Jessica Michelle Singleton | 2 | 0.33 | 0.00 |
| KT #127 | 11 Aug 2018 | Joe Rogan, Ian Edwards | 1 | 0.83 | 1.50 |
Jokes from Taylor Rizzo's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21118 Aug 2017
And I don't really like when girls wear a lot of makeup, which I didn't realize was such a controversial stance have until I got into an argument with this girl because I made a joke about it
because I said I can't trust you if I don't know what your face looks like.
She was like, "Oh really? What about your beard, huh? Beards are just makeup for guys." And I was like, "No, because you have to apply makeup every single day, but in
order to have this beard I can't apply myself in life at all, you know?" Like this
KT #1896 Mar 2017
a real skeptical look, you know? And I thought that I had been found out, but just then he steps forward and he fist bumps me.
He says, "Yeah, I know a nigga beer when I see one."
I was like, uh, apparently you don't.
KT #1473 May 2016
I was like, "Oh really, sorry. I guess I just thought it would be sweet." She was like, "Yeah, it is sweet.
That's why it's weird."
So ladies, if you're trying to hook up with no strings attached, but to feel like there are tons of strings attached,
I'm your man.
KT #1442 Sept 2017
I was like, "Oh man, you're totally right. Like, I was weird for doing that, but I don't know how to not be that guy.
Like, how do you just fuck a girl and not kiss her on top of the head and let her know she's safe?"
You know?
Rub your nose on her nose, flutter your eyelashes together, fucking butterfly kisses guys like that's just who I am!
So ladies if you're trying to hook up with no strings attached, but to feel like there are tons of strings attached
Yeah, I'm your man. Alright, thanks a lot guys.
KT #1432 Sept 2017
What's up, guys? I, uh...
Don't have enough time to say what's up.
fuck you guys, I told this guy to suck my dick today, which is weird. I realized that anytime I tell somebody to suck my dick, it's always someone that I would never want to suck my dick. And anytime there is somebody that I want to suck my dick, I'm always way
more polite about it. Would you please put your mouth on it? It's like you gotta ease
KT #12711 Aug 2018
But I used to think the safe words were just stupid and useless like what sort of sexual scenario. Can you not just say like? Please stop doing that You know like saying stop should be enough
But I thought about it and the only time you need a safe word is for a rape fantasy
Because you want to be able to say those things like no don't and please stop with the comfort of knowing that you can't
Make it all stop by just saying like pumpernickel or something and it's ridiculous like I'm against rape and that's why I'm against the use
of safe words in the bedroom. Now that being said, this is gonna sound hypocritical, but
I actually have a safe word that I recognize in the bedroom, and it's rape. Because if
I'm having sex with you, and you say rape, I'm gonna stop. Like immediately. Alright,