Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 587 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.42 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.42 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- What's up guys? I'm related to licking buttholes, but I don't like how people talk about it

like it's the newest flavor of Mountain Dew. You Gatorade Doritos trash. Call your mother.

You don't get a prize for fucking weird.

But yeah, I am really happy to be here.

[Bit 2]

A lot of people ask me, they're like,

dude, are you gonna be at Kill Tony tonight?

I'm like, yeah, I'm there pretty regularly.

You could say I'm there at Kill Tony

in a manner that constitutes a constant and regular pattern.

I'm regular, so that's why that's funny.

[Bit 3]

I went clubbing recently,

and I met a bunch of beautiful ladies

I don't understand these people who go clubbing

with their significant other.

They're like, "Hey, you want to go watch people

who are trying to fuck each other and then not fuck them?"

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- What's up guys? I'm related to licking buttholes, but I don't like how people talk about it

punchlinelike it's the newest flavor of Mountain Dew. You Gatorade Doritos trash. Call your mother.

tagYou don't get a prize for fucking weird.