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2020-06-30

Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 461 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.16 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.16 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Drug addiction is a systematic failure

and worse targeting.

Why does everyone get sympathy except cocaine?

Big pharma has blood on his hands. You fucking coco. Let anyone suck your witch or dick for this week. Coco.

I sold my son Colin for cocaine.

So many NBA players are started on by Corona.

Magic Johnson's considering a comeback.

Positivity magic.

Civility.

[Bit 2]

US law enforcement agencies talk to each other like a month of Rudy Tuesdays.

FBI?

FBI bye bye.

Take it to your desk with your calculators.

Big word calculator coming from a CIA.

I say go kill yourself, or at least you're not done back chasing DEA.

Slow your roll, alphabet soup, or seizures pay for your babies in my cock makes.

Is there a problem here?

Hehehe.

Then why all the rudeness?

Would you like...

Coffee.

Hahaha.

You know I'm double heart.

Oh.

Hahaha.

[Bit 3]

NASCAR still employs more on custodians.

One left no news in the garage of the Bobo Wallace.

NASCAR plans to investigate,

including removing from their gift shop,

The kids book, catch the goose on the loose when the noose.

[Bit 4]

Every sport is stepping up.

For over 100 years, MLB has spelled BLM backwards.

[Bit 5]

Donald Trump brought this week about the U.S.'s booming lobster industry.

Sales have lobstered up in Maine.

mail order bride has never been more affordable and you want to believe how

cheap it is to get a private island dicks out from a child

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Drug addiction is a systematic failure

setupand worse targeting.

setupWhy does everyone get sympathy except cocaine?

setupBig pharma has blood on his hands. You fucking coco. Let anyone suck your witch or dick for this week. Coco.

setupSo many NBA players are started on by Corona.

setupMagic Johnson's considering a comeback.

punchlinePositivity magic.