David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.31 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I hate when girls be thinking on like doggy style,

but the truth is I got bad knees.

I just can't be in that position for a long time,

you know what I'm saying?

My knees ain't shit.

I don't have sex with skinny girls,

'cause that's like an attempted homicide charge.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't know.

I hate when girls complain about being on top.

Like what's the problem with being on top?

Do you trust these arms over you in the missionary position?

I could only do two push-ups.

You tell me how you wanna play with your life.

You know what I'm saying?

That's it, that's it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI hate when girls be thinking on like doggy style,

setupbut the truth is I got bad knees.

setupI just can't be in that position for a long time,

punchlineMy knees ain't shit.