William Montgomery

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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 405 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

September 22nd, 1987 is an important date for me.

When I got married to my wife,

it's also when Full House first aired on television.

Let's give it up for Full House, y'all!

Let's give it up for the Olsen twins!

[Bit 2]

Another fun date, January 28, 1986.

My uncle Ralph Martinez blew up on the Challenger shuttle.

I've never stolen that much food from a...

God, I messed that up.

Let me try that one more time.

[Bit 3]

I've never stolen that much food

from a Kmart before that is what I said to my arresting officer last year before I got

thrown in prison.

Let's give it up for Alcatraz, go out!

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setupSeptember 22nd, 1987 is an important date for me.

setupWhen I got married to my wife,

punchlineit's also when Full House first aired on television.