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Watch Michael Scott's Kill Tony episode 205 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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Can I go? Alright. I'm kind of glad the elections is over and all that news stuff.

[Bit 1]

Because I feel like it was a distraction from the real news out there.

Like a lot of you all probably don't know, the FDA approved a pill to make

that make male semen taste like pineapple.

And that kind of made me mad because pineapple,

that's for Asian Pacific Hawaiian chicks.

I fuck a lot of black chicks.

When they gonna make great?

I fuck white chicks too.

When they gonna make bacon?

I'm just ending right there.

You have 22 seconds.

All right.

[Bit 2]

Also with these date naps, watch out with the information y'all get people off these date naps.

I gave a girl my name and my birth date and I thought she was like, "I'm gonna use it for that Zodiac shit."

Like, "Oh, he's an Aquarius. I'm a Libra. It may work."

This girl took my name and my birth date and ran it through an app that put it through 50 state prison systems.

And that was the last time I saw the chick.

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setupBecause I feel like it was a distraction from the real news out there.

setupLike a lot of you all probably don't know, the FDA approved a pill to make

setupthat make male semen taste like pineapple.

setupAnd that kind of made me mad because pineapple,

setupthat's for Asian Pacific Hawaiian chicks.

setupI fuck a lot of black chicks.

punchlineWhen they gonna make great?