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2021-01-19

Ivan Garcia

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Watch Ivan Garcia's Kill Tony episode 488 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.45 punch density·0.80 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.35 punch density·0.40 tag density

[Bit 1]

Bienvenidos, seÃ±ores, seÃ±ores, seÃ±oras, en esto no chÃ© de comida por esa tel percres.

White strips!

Ah, come on guys.

Learn how to speak Spanish or go back to your own country.

What's going on?

[Bit 2]

Let's start off with some good news, okay?

My drug dealer got a promotion at work.

Yeah, he's a sex trafficker now.

I know, right?

Came in to buy an eighth of weed,

came out with an eighth of a human.

Nothing but nightmares, okay?

[Bit 3]

Oh man, guys, good news.

They found out what causes autism.

Yeah, it's just feeding your kid crustless sandwiches.

Take it up with HEB, guys, I don't know.

[Bit 4]

This whole year, last year, everyone was telling me,

you can't use your passport.

I was like, I paid $93.53 for that.

What do you mean I'm not gonna use it?

I know I can't travel anywhere,

but I've just been having all my one night stands

just kiss a page.

Yeah, traveling the world and pussy.

Oh, come on guys.

Oh hey, oh, there we go.

I won't get into anything.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWhite strips!

setupAh, come on guys.

punchlineLearn how to speak Spanish or go back to your own country.