Kristi Bellich

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Watch Kristi Bellich's Kill Tony episode 481 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 2.33 punch density, 1.33 tag density.

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here is Kristi Bellich. So my day job is an astrologer and this year in 2020 I

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keep getting a lot of text messages that are like hey Kristi what do I do about

business this year and my suggestion in 2020 is just hoeing. All you gotta do is

hoe yourself out, put yourself behind a paywall, get those axe cheeks clapping,

get some unrefined coconut oil and keep it moving, you know. Get a fucking 20%

off promo stamp tattooed to your left ass cheek and just hoe your fucking self

out, don't go to college, don't get a degree, don't waste your money.

And in fact, when your grandkids ask you one day what you did during the great recession

pandemic of 2020, you can say that your pussy perpetuated the economy for the entire year

to come.

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setupkeep getting a lot of text messages that are like hey Kristi what do I do about

punchlinebusiness this year and my suggestion in 2020 is just hoeing. All you gotta do is

taghoe yourself out, put yourself behind a paywall, get those axe cheeks clapping,

tagget some unrefined coconut oil and keep it moving, you know. Get a fucking 20%

tagoff promo stamp tattooed to your left ass cheek and just hoe your fucking self

tagout, don't go to college, don't get a degree, don't waste your money.