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2024-08-13

Enrique Chacon

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Watch Enrique Chacon's Kill Tony episode 676 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

- What's up, y'all?

I'm not the same, I'm just illegal, bro.

How we doing?

Fuck yeah.

[Bit 1]

I think the US has an immigration problem,

and it's an illegal alien.

If I have to say that out loud, I think

Joe Biden is fucking up.

[Bit 2]

There's $15,000 in migrants at the border every single day.

Well, actually, it's more like $14,999,

since I'm here right now.

[Bit 3]

Every time I go to the border, I bring my identification.

But I'm not really legal yet, so it's just an Uno reverse card,

just in case.

[Bit 4]

And if you didn't know, man, Texas has no funding

for the border, so they're using whatever they have, man.

They're literally securing the border

with those steel shipping containers.

You know the ones that douchebag white dudes

make tiny houses on TikTok?

And it's crazy, they got barbed wire fences,

razor blades, those big red balls from the show "Wipeout."

I'm talking about if you wanna cross the border nowadays,

bro, you can't just wanna be an American bitch.

You gotta be an American ninja warrior, dawg!

Anyways, that's been my time, bro, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI think the US has an immigration problem,

setupand it's an illegal alien.

setupIf I have to say that out loud, I think

punchlineJoe Biden is fucking up.