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2024-08-13

Martin Phillips

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Watch Martin Phillips's Kill Tony episode 676 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density

- Oh, hey, what's up?

Very cool, okay.

[Bit 1]

Like he said, my name is Martin.

You recognize me from my TV show,

Martin, as you can see, a lot has changed over the years,

but I can still say the N word.

That's a joke, that's a joke.

[Bit 2]

Just to clarify, anyway, when I was in college,

I took a class, helped in Vietnam War,

and there was a little guy in the class

who served in Vietnam, and I was like,

"Dad, talk about E-C-A."

I wasn't aware of this extra-credit opportunity, you know?

It was like surfing a water

and I have to take a bathtub out.

I wasn't paying attention that day.

Okay, cool.

Cool, okay, one more.

[Bit 3]

Okay, do you think, you know, if you say,

Jesus during sex, he looks down and goes,

Nice.

Bit 2 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupJust to clarify, anyway, when I was in college,

setupI took a class, helped in Vietnam War,

setupand there was a little guy in the class

setupwho served in Vietnam, and I was like,

punchline"Dad, talk about E-C-A."

tagI wasn't aware of this extra-credit opportunity, you know?