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2024-08-13

Fiona Cauley

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Watch Fiona Cauley's Kill Tony episode 676 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.40 punch density·1.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

- So when I became wheelchair bound,

I was really concerned about being able to get around

like the infrastructure of things,

specifically cobblestone.

It really concerned me, okay?

But I'll let y'all know,

If you're a woman in a wheelchair, cobblestone...

It is just public masturbation.

If y'all see me out there doing donuts,

mind your fucking business.

- One more.

- Sure, yep, absolutely.

[Bit 2]

- I did recently lose 10 pounds

of muscle 'cause I'm dying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- So when I became wheelchair bound,

setupI was really concerned about being able to get around

setuplike the infrastructure of things,

setupspecifically cobblestone.

setupIt really concerned me, okay?

setupBut I'll let y'all know,

setupIf you're a woman in a wheelchair, cobblestone...

punchlineIt is just public masturbation.

tagIf y'all see me out there doing donuts,

tagmind your fucking business.