Collin Sledge

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Watch Collin Sledge's Kill Tony episode 712 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I got fired from Chick-fil-A.

Apparently, ladies didn't like the way it was saying "my pleasure."

You know, I've --

[Bit 2]

I've never been able to coast on the way I look, you know?

I was never that hot, but I'm interesting, you know?

I can make girls think.

I make girls think stuff like, "Hey, is that guy following me?"

One time, this girl, getting into my car for a date,

she agreed to.

First thing she said was, "Just so you know,

I have pepper spray in my purse."

It's like, "Just so you know,

you shouldn't tell me where it is."

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setupI got fired from Chick-fil-A.

punchlineApparently, ladies didn't like the way it was saying "my pleasure."