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2025-03-25

Kansei Yasuda

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Watch Kansei Yasuda's Kill Tony episode 712 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·1.83 beats/set·0.24 punch density·1.33 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.25 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Hey guys.

Hello.

[Bit 1]

I'm a little bit a shy person,

especially when I'm talking to girls.

And reason why is that I'm a nicest person in the world.

The other day I was walking down the street

with my homies.

And all of a sudden we came across with this fat ass.

And all my homies went crazy.

They were like, "Oh, I wanna hit that ass.

"I wanna hit that ass."

But not me.

I was actually seeing a future with that fat ass.

I was seeing every sunset and sunrise with that fat ass.

I was holding a fat ass child with that fat ass.

[Bit 2]

A little bit about myself.

I was born in 1996,

so that makes me a reincarnation with Tupac.

Tupac say, "Small eyes on me."

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm a little bit a shy person,

setupespecially when I'm talking to girls.

setupAnd reason why is that I'm a nicest person in the world.

setupThe other day I was walking down the street

setupwith my homies.

setupAnd all of a sudden we came across with this fat ass.

setupAnd all my homies went crazy.

setupThey were like, "Oh, I wanna hit that ass.

setup"I wanna hit that ass."

setupBut not me.

punchlineI was actually seeing a future with that fat ass.

tagI was seeing every sunset and sunrise with that fat ass.

tagI was holding a fat ass child with that fat ass.