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2025-03-25

Offender

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Watch Offender's Kill Tony episode 712 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.51 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Hell, fuck, yeah, dude. Oh, my fucking God.

[Bit 1]

I want to say this, I did my time like a man.

That's right, take that, Brittany Griner.

[Bit 2]

Couple things about prison, you should know,

in case you decide to go,

farting is considered a form of flirting.

And I had to learn that the hard way.

When I let one rip,

and I heard a dude way down the way, he said,

"Hey, I hear you calling my name down there."

And if you didn't laugh at that joke,

I guess that's one of those moments in life

where you should have been there.

'Cause that shit was funny, but I was scared.

You know what I'm saying?

[Bit 3]

I hated when the guards made me strip down,

'cause they never tipped.

I felt like that shit was rude as hell.

There is one more thing I will say.

-Go right ahead. -There is a sound.

- You've done your time, but we're sending you back

for more.

- I appreciate it.

[Bit 4]

There is one sound that haunts me to this day.

It's not the sound of a man getting raped

or two men enjoying it.

- What?

Too many, what?

- Two men enjoying it.

- Two men enjoying it, okay.

- It's actually the sound chains make when you walk.

-Yeah, it sounds like, "Chink, chink, chink."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI want to say this, I did my time like a man.

punchlineThat's right, take that, Brittany Griner.