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2024-08-27

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 678 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.60 punch density, 1.14 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·3 bits·7 beats·0.60 punch density·1.14 tag density

[Bit 1]

It's election time.

I'm upset, bro.

People expect me to vote.

Look at me.

You don't want me to vote, dumbass.

That's crazy.

I don't make good decisions.

I think I vote the same way I picked the women

I fucked with my dick.

And that's why I didn't vote the last couple of years,

'cause it would've been gay.

'Cause Trump, Orange, and Joe Biden was tired, right?

So, but this shit come all of them, you know?

I'll fuck the shit out Kamala Harris.

I'll fuck, I'll fuck, she's 60.

I'll fuck the shit out Kamala Harris, I swear to God.

Would you fuck Kamala Harris, sir?

You would?

I don't want to be S-Mobile with that gay nigga, uh.

[Bit 2]

I will tell you, I'm glad they let Joe Biden go to sleep.

It's time.

I didn't know, I didn't know he was 82 years old.

That's crazy to me.

I didn't know that.

My grandma 82, and I love my grandma.

That's my soldier.

That's my heart, though.

Where I let her run the country?

Fuck no.

I wouldn't let that bitch drive a car.

[Bit 3]

One day, this is where I said I was fitting,

one day somebody met up and he was like,

"How you doing?

"I'm Karen Patterson's friend.

"Good to meet you, we live in the same apartment complex."

I'ma say it again, "How you doing?

"I'm Karen's friend, we live in the same apartment complex."

And my grandma went, "Happy birthday."

And then walked away.

I don't care about things so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupIt's election time.

setupI'm upset, bro.

setupPeople expect me to vote.

setupLook at me.

punchlineYou don't want me to vote, dumbass.