Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 678 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.55 punch density·0.50 tag density

Yo, yo.

[Bit 1]

I was on Reddit the other day like a loser.

And I read that the American military

doesn't accept trans people into their ranks.

Just like you, I was upset.

Let them die.

If they want to, let that bitch, let him, let they die.

[Bit 2]

But then I thought about it and it kind of makes sense

why as a military force, you don't want trans people

on your ranks because let's be honest,

they have a history of switching sides.

[Bit 3]

I don't wanna see you walking around Kabul Market

trying on turbans like, oh my God.

This is so me.

[Bit 4]

I don't want no progressives on my battlefield.

I want a closeted, God-loving retard out there

following orders.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI was on Reddit the other day like a loser.

setupAnd I read that the American military

setupdoesn't accept trans people into their ranks.

setupJust like you, I was upset.

punchlineLet them die.

tagIf they want to, let that bitch, let him, let they die.