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2024-12-10

Drew Nickens

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Watch Drew Nickens's Kill Tony episode 695 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 6 joke beats, 0.87 punch density, 1.17 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.87 punch density·1.17 tag density

[Bit 1]

- One of my brother's nicknames was

Mr. Brittany Griner Jr.

His name was Jesse, he was an all state athlete,

but he was wild.

He was a combination of Antonio Brown and Kanye West

with a sprinkle of Seth Curry.

Yeah, he didn't identify as male or female for a week.

He thought he was Crash Fandacoot,

the video game character.

My man escaped three mental hospitals

on pure athletic ability.

I thought he was Mexican the way he was hopping fences.

He reminded me of an outside cat because he

would disappear for four days.

We wouldn't hear a peep from him.

But then he'd come back like nothing happened.

And then he'd be real hungry.

He'd go from Crash Bandicoot to Garfield really quickly.

One time he came back.

He had a bunch of cardboard.

and he proceeded to dance to the step-up soundtrack

for two hours.

My parents were so worried.

They were like, "Where you been?"

He's like, "Don't worry about where I've been.

"I'm safe now.

"Do we have pizza rolls?"

All right, thank you all so much.

Bit 1 · Beat 5

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setupHe reminded me of an outside cat because he

punchlinewould disappear for four days.

tagWe wouldn't hear a peep from him.

tagBut then he'd come back like nothing happened.

tagAnd then he'd be real hungry.

tagHe'd go from Crash Bandicoot to Garfield really quickly.