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Watch Billy Swift's Kill Tony episode 695 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.62 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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What is up? I like to smoke weed and read history because it makes me more empathetic towards history and stuff like that.

And the other day I was reading and it clicked in my head of like, it's crazy. We get to learn about history immediately.

We could watch War on TikTok now.

It's crazy.

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Back in the day, people used to have to wait for books to come out to find out what that

sound two countries over was.

You had to fucking open it up and be like, "Oh shit, Hiroshima fucking really got them

guys."

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And I started to think, wouldn't it be crazy if the people we learned about in history

books had the same access to technology that we do?

Could you imagine if instead of a diary, Anne Frank had a YouTube channel?

My guess would be ASMR, you know?

Just...

Got to be quiet in that household, don't want to wake the neighbors, you know?

"Today we are going to listen to the boots downstairs."

"Oh, they're coming up the stairs.

Oh, they have my family.

Oh no, they're coming for me.

This might be the last time that you see Annie.

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- Thank you folks.

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setupWhat is up? I like to smoke weed and read history because it makes me more empathetic towards history and stuff like that.

setupAnd the other day I was reading and it clicked in my head of like, it's crazy. We get to learn about history immediately.

punchlineWe could watch War on TikTok now.