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David Jolly

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Watch David Jolly's Kill Tony episode 710 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·1.73 tag density·8 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.53 punch density·1.00 tag density

- Buh, buh, buh, buh.

How y'all doing tonight?

White people in Puerto Rico.

Hell yeah.

[Bit 1]

Y'all down with the president?

Hell yeah.

Trump the realest nigga to ever do it.

On the last day of his presidency last time,

he freed Kodak Black and Lil Wayne.

Then he sent the ghouls into the Capitol building.

They were hanging on chandeliers, ripping shit off the wall.

I was like, "Damn, I'm glad these ain't black people."

My credit score went up 12 points that day.

[Bit 2]

Only thing I ain't like about what Trump was the president,

I kept on getting these letters in the mail

for like free trips on Carnival Cruise Line,

all you can eat chicken and shit.

I was like, you ain't gonna get me like that, Fortify.

I seen roots, this how we got over here the first time.

I know what was gonna happen.

I was gonna pull up to that Carnival Cruise Line,

it was gonna be me and Fortify Dominicans

from San Antonio.

You know they love a goddamn deal.

It was gonna be a long bearded white man named Boss.

He was gonna be like, all right guys,

everybody pick up the chicke, have a seat.

We're going back to Wakanda, woo!

Thank you. I've been all bunch of fun. David. Jolly. Yeah, like that. It has yeah gun

Bit 2 · Beat 1

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setupOnly thing I ain't like about what Trump was the president,

setupI kept on getting these letters in the mail

setupfor like free trips on Carnival Cruise Line,

setupall you can eat chicken and shit.

punchlineI was like, you ain't gonna get me like that, Fortify.

tagI seen roots, this how we got over here the first time.