Jordan McDonald

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Watch Jordan McDonald's Kill Tony episode 520 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.25 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·1.50 beats/set·0.24 punch density·2.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.25 punch density·0.50 tag density

What's going on everybody? How y'all doing?

[Bit 1]

I realize I look like every light-skinned black dude with long hair who's ever been

famous.

I look like Lenny Kravitz.

I look like a tall prince.

I look like that nigga from High School Musical Corbin Blue.

I look like Zero from Holes.

Eric Andre, Colin Kaepernick. I look like all these niggas, man.

I look like Sideshow Bob.

He's not yellow, he's light-skinned.

[Bit 2]

I think Walmart's an interesting place.

Walmart's one of the few places in the world

where you can purchase a box of condoms,

Plan B pills, and a rifle on the same transaction.

If you ask me, that's Plan A, B, and C all at the same time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI realize I look like every light-skinned black dude with long hair who's ever been

setupfamous.

setupI look like Lenny Kravitz.

setupI look like a tall prince.

setupI look like that nigga from High School Musical Corbin Blue.

setupI look like Zero from Holes.

setupEric Andre, Colin Kaepernick. I look like all these niggas, man.

punchlineI look like Sideshow Bob.

tagHe's not yellow, he's light-skinned.