Jordan McDonald on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·1.50 beats/set·0.24 punch density·2.25 tag density
About Jordan McDonald's sets
Jordan McDonald has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #520 (31 Aug 2021) and the latest on episode #756 (17 Feb 2026).
Jordan McDonald came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Jordan McDonald has performed for guest panels including Jim Norton, Ian Fidance and Jimmy Shubert.
Jordan McDonald averages 0.24 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 77% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Jordan McDonald follows each punchline with 2.25 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Jordan McDonald's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75617 Feb 2026
And he just says out loud, I only smoke crack on the weekends. And guess what, big daddy?
It's the weekend.
That's a five-star homeless man right there.
You mean to tell me you're a disciplined crack addict?
KT #52031 Aug 2021
I look like that nigga from High School Musical Corbin Blue. I look like Zero from Holes. Eric Andre, Colin Kaepernick. I look like all these niggas, man.
I look like Sideshow Bob.
He's not yellow, he's light-skinned.
Walmart's one of the few places in the world where you can purchase a box of condoms, Plan B pills, and a rifle on the same transaction.
If you ask me, that's Plan A, B, and C all at the same time.