Kim Congdon

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Watch Kim Congdon's Kill Tony episode 103 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My mom and dad got divorced young and she got remarried.

I fucking hated the guy.

I didn't hate him because he was my stepdad.

I hated him because I'm not going to respect anyone named Shelby.

It's like he'd come in my room like, "Clean this shit up! This is a huge mess!"

And I'm like, "Oh Jesus, calm down, Shelby."

"Did you lose your bobby pins?"

"Shelby."

"You can't even afford a Mustang."

[Bit 2]

He hated being a stepdad.

It was weird, 'cause it's like, this is no surprise, we've been here.

This is like a choose-your-own-adventure, dude.

You pick this.

[Bit 3]

He didn't let us talk at dinner time, which was weird.

He kept the TV on instead, and it got real awkward when those commercials started coming on about family time as talk time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupMy mom and dad got divorced young and she got remarried.

setupI fucking hated the guy.

setupI didn't hate him because he was my stepdad.

punchlineI hated him because I'm not going to respect anyone named Shelby.