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Kill Tony #171 (Yassir Lester, Maz Jobrani)

2017-08-30

Gary Curtis

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Watch Gary Curtis's Kill Tony episode 171 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.89 tag density·6 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.29 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

I got a girlfriend, y'all.

Yeah, I try to say it with confidence,

because I'm still trying to figure out

whether I'm bragging or complaining when I say it.

[Bit 2]

One thing about getting in a relationship

because it changes your perspective on things.

Like, the way you look at things before the relationship

is not necessarily how you look at them once you win.

Like, when you single, if you go on a date with a girl

and she farts, that's a deal breaker.

You're like, this is nasty ass bitch.

But when you get in a relationship,

first time your girl fought around you, you'd be like,

how was you?

You must love me.

It's a little nasty ass.

[Bit 3]

When you sing and you ain't out here

just sleeping with girls in that period, it's hell no.

And I was trying to get something the other week,

my girl was like, "Baby, I got my period."

I was like, "Do I like a sentence to you?

"Is that shit supposed to stop me?"

[Bit 4]

When you sing, you ain't out here

just sucking on people's toes.

Nah, my girl was like,

"Baby, you trying to suck on my toes?"

I was like, "Shit, we gotta say something for marriage."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI got a girlfriend, y'all.

setupYeah, I try to say it with confidence,

setupbecause I'm still trying to figure out

punchlinewhether I'm bragging or complaining when I say it.