Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 575 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 6 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.41 punch density, 0.17 tag density.

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This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.17 tag density

- Sup?

[Bit 1]

It's good to be here with Meatwad from Aquatine,

Hunger Force and Canadian Pete Davidson.

My name is Hans Kim.

[Bit 2]

I'm an Asian man.

I'll be the female comedian of the night.

I love the ladies.

[Bit 3]

You know, a lot of ladies are worried about having a thigh gap, but if you're with me,

you don't have to worry about that shit, because I got really skinny hands and I can

and finger you from any angle.

But thank you for shouting, you fucking idiot.

I love the ladies.

[Bit 4]

I'm looking for a woman who doesn't believe

in too many isms, you know, capitalism,

or communism, or autism.

It's hard to date.

[Bit 5]

A lot of dates go poorly with me

'cause girls never wanna admit they're on a date with me,

even when they're on a date with me.

[Bit 6]

It's like asking a guy at a basketball court,

"Hey, you wanna play basketball?"

And he's like, "I'm just here to make friends."

Why is everything about basketball with you?

All right, that's my time, thank you!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupIt's good to be here with Meatwad from Aquatine,

punchlineHunger Force and Canadian Pete Davidson.