Mikey McKernan

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Watch Mikey McKernan's Kill Tony episode 476 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 7 joke beats, 1.40 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I like to text women you up, but I do in the morning to see which ones like to sleep in.

[Bit 2]

I don't like to travel because you always have to meet a rival.

[Bit 3]

They're every time. They say it doesn't cost anything to be narcissistic but I'm

pretty sure you have to pay a few selfies and then I go buh-huh.

[Bit 4]

I was hanging out with my folks during quarantine. Dad told me about how they met. My dad had

a mattress store next to my mom's meat market. They humped, opened a sandwich shop.

[Bit 5]

True story. They got married right in front of the chip stand

They just change onion rings

[Bit 6]

How to read a lot conspiracy theories to get out of the house today great to be here I

Like to find people who are more freaked out than I am

[Bit 7]

You know conspiracy theories clean their ears out with Q tips

I'm still doing it

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punchlineI like to text women you up, but I do in the morning to see which ones like to sleep in.