David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 411 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 5 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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I had to go to jail for a few days and shit.

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And I didn't know you're not supposed to eat the snacks

that the inmates leave on your bed.

Like a nigga left honey bun, chips and noodles on my shit.

I was like, damn, this is a nice ass welcome package.

Then two hours later, my bunkie came in,

he was like, oh, I see you ate the shit, huh?

Now you gotta give me some of that man pussy.

Man pussy.

He was like, "Yeah, nigga, that booty."

I was like, "Uh, can we titty fuck?"

Whoever knew titty fucking could be so lucrative in jail,

you know what I'm saying?

And then I had niggas coming by myself like,

"Hey, bro, show me a titty."

I was like, "Nigga, slide them noodles under my cell."

All right, man, get the fuck out of here, bro.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAnd I didn't know you're not supposed to eat the snacks

setupthat the inmates leave on your bed.

setupLike a nigga left honey bun, chips and noodles on my shit.

punchlineI was like, damn, this is a nice ass welcome package.