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KT #664 - KAM PATTERSON + WILLIAM MONTGOMERY + CASEY ROCKET

2024-05-21

Uncle Lazer

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Watch Uncle Lazer's Kill Tony episode 664 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.70 bits/set·4.15 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.76 tag density·20 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

- Y'all ever tried to get that Jehovah Witness boys

to do cocaine with y'all at the front door?

You know the Jehovah's, right?

They travel in tandem.

They pull up to their yard in their Huffy Mountain bikes,

the finest silks from the JC Penney's,

singing songs and praising their Lord, Tom Cruise.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, and I'm like, listen, Ezekiel, okay?

I don't give a fuck about the guy from Mission Impossible.

Do you wanna go polish off last night's eight ball with me?

Ezekiel stepped up the challenge.

We stayed up all night in my garage till the sun came up,

talking about, you know, the Underground Railroad.

And that was actually underground the whole time, you know.

Right?

That morning, when he got on that bicycle

and bid me a goodbye,

he had the best bike ride of his life

to the top of that damn hill.

But colors were brighter.

The air tasted sweeter.

He must've got confident.

He must've let Jesus take the wheel.

'Cause on the way down through that hill,

he blew past the SOP sign

and he got hit by a Greyhound bus.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

My name is Uncle Laser, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup- Y'all ever tried to get that Jehovah Witness boys

setupto do cocaine with y'all at the front door?

setupYou know the Jehovah's, right?

setupThey travel in tandem.

setupThey pull up to their yard in their Huffy Mountain bikes,

setupthe finest silks from the JC Penney's,

punchlinesinging songs and praising their Lord, Tom Cruise.