Lindsay Jennings

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Watch Lindsay Jennings's Kill Tony episode 148 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

- I recently learned that they're now using

aborted baby fetuses for stem cell research.

And also for mascara.

I don't really get why people are mad about it, though.

At least they didn't die in vain.

And they're not animal testing.

They're already dead.

It used to be you only thought you were going to have dead

babies on your face if a guy was jizzing on your face.

Now we're letting them mature a little bit more.

So now every time a dude comes into a condom, he's wasting

precious mascara. We need that shit. There's a lot of ugly bitches hiding

[Bit 2]

under a lot of cum. I actually had a pregnancy scare myself recently and I

was like fuck dude if I'm pregnant I'm gonna fucking kill myself and then I was

like wait actually if I'm pregnant I'm just gonna kill the baby. Luckily I

I didn't have to do either because he didn't exist.

And that's that.

Thank you, guys.

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setup- I recently learned that they're now using

setupaborted baby fetuses for stem cell research.

punchlineAnd also for mascara.

tagI don't really get why people are mad about it, though.

tagAt least they didn't die in vain.

tagAnd they're not animal testing.

tagThey're already dead.