Lindsay Jennings on Kill Tony

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2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.71 punch density·1.38 tag density

About Lindsay Jennings's sets

Lindsay Jennings has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #148 (2 Apr 2016) and the latest on episode #177 (27 Aug 2017).

Lindsay Jennings came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.

Lindsay Jennings has performed for guest panels including Mike Lawrence, Willie Hunter, Bill Burr and Dom Irrera.

Lindsay Jennings averages 0.71 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 88% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

On average Lindsay Jennings follows each punchline with 1.38 tags.

Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).

Appearances

EpisodeDateGuest panelBitsPunch densityTag density
KT #17727 Aug 2017Mike Lawrence, Willie Hunter20.410.75
KT #1482 Apr 2016Bill Burr, Dom Irrera, Andrew Themeles21.002.00

Jokes from Lindsay Jennings's sets

A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #17727 Aug 2017

misdirect
setup

And all of a sudden I found myself in the Carl's Jr. drive-through, but I wasn't ordering anything.

punchline

I think 'cause I just wanted to say no to a guy.

misdirect
setup

But then I was like, wait, unless you're off right now.

punchline

What do you look like?

tag

It turned into a blind date in the drive-thru.

tag

I was looking at that screen like ASL.

KT #1482 Apr 2016

misdirect
setup

- I recently learned that they're now using aborted baby fetuses for stem cell research.

punchline

And also for mascara.

tag

I don't really get why people are mad about it, though.

tag

At least they didn't die in vain.

reframe
setup

It used to be you only thought you were going to have dead babies on your face if a guy was jizzing on your face. Now we're letting them mature a little bit more.

punchline

So now every time a dude comes into a condom, he's wasting

tag

precious mascara. We need that shit. There's a lot of ugly bitches hiding