Vanessa Johnston

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Watch Vanessa Johnston's Kill Tony episode 148 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.33 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

I don't like fetishes.

I think they're scary.

Having a fetish is like being a spy.

No one can know your secrets

except for the people involved.

I don't even have a fetish, but I'm afraid I'll catch one.

The other day I was in bed with a guy and I started getting this like weird desire to

stuff peanut butter in his elbow crease and his knee crease, just like in all of his creases.

Like what if you go to fetish that you don't even want?

Like if I'm a guy and I see a girl wearing clogs and then her toe pops out and my dick

moves and I'm like no no I like feet I'm the feet guy I'm quitting stand-up

that's exactly a minute you're not quitting how dare you wait wait wait you

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI don't like fetishes.

setupI think they're scary.

setupHaving a fetish is like being a spy.

setupNo one can know your secrets

punchlineexcept for the people involved.