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2025-10-07

Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 738 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.17 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

So I just found out...

that in chess, you know chess?

In chess, they have a separate league for women.

Why?

In basketball it makes sense.

I'm going to jump over you.

In boxing I get it.

But in chess too, huh?

So you're telling me it's official?

You guys are stupid too, huh?

Don't worry, honey cheeks, I looked into it.

It has nothing to do with intelligence.

Just that the rules are a bit different.

No difficult buttons, no bishops, no knights.

As a matter of fact, women close your ears for a second.

Guys, they're playing checkers.

You know in the late 90s,

Gary Kasparov, the greatest chess player of all time, lost to a computer.

Bitch!

Development in civilization history.

with women it happened in 1973 you guys lost to a microwave that's my time thank

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

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setupSo I just found out...

setupthat in chess, you know chess?

setupIn chess, they have a separate league for women.

setupWhy?

setupIn basketball it makes sense.

setupI'm going to jump over you.

setupIn boxing I get it.

setupBut in chess too, huh?

setupSo you're telling me it's official?

punchlineYou guys are stupid too, huh?