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2025-10-07

Jack Shaw

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Watch Jack Shaw's Kill Tony episode 738 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.20 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

- I got Roadhead.

I did it!

And that should be illegal.

No one should ever have road head, ever.

It's the most dangerous thing that's ever happened to me.

And if you think texting and driving is dangerous, try getting your dick sucked while driving.

It is horrifying.

And if you ever are offering someone road head, don't offer them road head because we

can't say no to that.

It's like offering a coke addict cocaine.

It's like, yeah, of course I want the blow.

And that's a pun.

And so, you know, it was happening for me

and we were driving and it was fantastic,

but I'm panicking 'cause that's what happens

when you get roadhead.

'Cause people can see you while you're driving, dude.

So you're just sitting there fucking trying

to make like you're just driving.

And we were driving and there was a UPS driver

who pulled up next to us and you know,

they have the big mail trucks, dude.

And I'm panicking and I look over at him.

And he's looking at me and he goes,

and that's when I learned I come from positive affirmation.

No, no, no, don't clap.

Stop.

Stop, please stop clapping.

Stop, no.

- By God, he's coming, ladies and gentlemen.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setup- I got Roadhead.

setupI did it!

setupAnd that should be illegal.

setupNo one should ever have road head, ever.

setupIt's the most dangerous thing that's ever happened to me.

punchlineAnd if you think texting and driving is dangerous, try getting your dick sucked while driving.