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2017-02-23

Mystery Dan

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Watch Mystery Dan's Kill Tony episode 191 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.05 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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Thank you, thank you.

Just go in here a minute here.

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I am so goddamn sick and tired

of all these fucking fake news stories.

Started with that one about Trump winning the election.

I'm watching Fox News and they say he won.

Well I'm thinking Fox News, fake news,

That's what they do.

Well, next day I turn on the TV, and it's like this thing

has gone viral.

Every network has picked it up.

And I mean, it's just crazy.

And it's like they were so accurate.

Like MSNBC was just acting so bitchy and whiny,

just like you'd expect.

They're so convincing.

And it's like every other day they come out with a new one.

With some crazy half-ass appointment he supposedly

had made to the Trump administration.

I love the one where Melania's not gonna move

into the White House, 'cause she's too busy.

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setupI am so goddamn sick and tired

setupof all these fucking fake news stories.

setupStarted with that one about Trump winning the election.

setupI'm watching Fox News and they say he won.

setupWell I'm thinking Fox News, fake news,

setupThat's what they do.

setupWell, next day I turn on the TV, and it's like this thing

setuphas gone viral.

setupEvery network has picked it up.

setupAnd I mean, it's just crazy.

setupAnd it's like they were so accurate.

setupLike MSNBC was just acting so bitchy and whiny,

setupjust like you'd expect.

punchlineThey're so convincing.