Zachary Stein

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Watch Zachary Stein's Kill Tony episode 191 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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- Thank you.

[Bit 1]

You guys might notice like, there's my chest though,

there's a spot on my pants.

I just don't even think it's like P dribble

or anything like that.

It's just pre-cum.

[Bit 2]

I started from depression and doing stand-up, making people laugh is one of the only things

that makes me happy.

I'm not trying to like guilt you guys into laughing at my next joke or anything.

Just thinking like if you don't laugh, who knows what I might do?

I know it's very dark.

Hopefully no one here has killed themselves.

I won't talk about it again.

[Bit 3]

You guys know how sometimes people kill themselves?

When they do that, people always say the same thing,

like, "Oh, that was cowardly."

They took the coward's way out.

And I agree with that, 'cause I suffer from depression.

Sometimes I get down, I wanna take a gun,

you know, and blow my brains out.

But I'm just too fucking brave.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupYou guys might notice like, there's my chest though,

setupthere's a spot on my pants.

setupI just don't even think it's like P dribble

setupor anything like that.

punchlineIt's just pre-cum.