Zachary Stein on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.75 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Zachary Stein's sets
Zachary Stein has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #156 (27 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #192 (23 May 2017).
Zachary Stein came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Zachary Stein has performed for guest panels including Pat Regan, Jeremiah Watkins and Jeff Ross.
Zachary Stein averages 0.25 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 74% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Zachary Stein's punch density went from 0.50 in the first set to 0.10 in the latest.
On average Zachary Stein follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 12 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Zachary Stein's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19223 May 2017
I'll be on dominos.com. And I'm like, this pizza serves three to four people. I'm like, fuck you, Domino's.
I don't need you telling me how many people I am.
though, which some people think is impossible, but it's not. If you believe in yourself,
and you tell the elliptical that you weigh 600 pounds.
KT #19123 Feb 2017
I started from depression and doing stand-up, making people laugh is one of the only things that makes me happy. I'm not trying to like guilt you guys into laughing at my next joke or anything.
Just thinking like if you don't laugh, who knows what I might do?
I know it's very dark.
And I agree with that, 'cause I suffer from depression. Sometimes I get down, I wanna take a gun, you know, and blow my brains out.
But I'm just too fucking brave.
KT #16423 July 2016
But don't get me wrong I think that's a great thing to do. I paid for a blowjob, paid for multiple blowjobs. And if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a blowjob I would have like an unsustainable
business model.
you pay for a service, I remember like, yo, I went to Denny's the other day, I gave them money, they brought me food,
they cleaned it up, I run that bitch.
KT #15627 Dec 2018
She's like the Jackie Robinson of white racism.
She's coming for your spot and she's better than you.
My mom's like the Jackie Robinson of hating Jackie Robinson.
The official reason for that was my mom was getting up there in years. If she had a baby, there was an increased chance of me being born stupid or something. But I don't buy that for a second.
I just think she didn't want anything.