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2020-09-15

Mitch Burrow

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Watch Mitch Burrow's Kill Tony episode 472 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.07 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.07 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

It sucks having a Southern accent.

The thing that sucks most about it is everyone hears it

and they just automatically assume that you're racist.

And I hate that, 'cause me personally, I hate racism.

I hate racist people.

I hate anyone that uses ethnic slurs against minorities.

I think those people are ignorant

and I don't wanna be associated with them.

And see, like right now,

you should all be clapping and agreeing with me.

But instead, because of my accent,

all you heard is I hate minorities

and something about those people.

I used to be in the Marine Corps, I went to Iraq.

I don't know, did anyone else here ever go to war?

Just me, I'm the only hero?

Okay, no big deal.

[Bit 2]

The thing about going over there is like,

that's not the hard part.

Coming back is what's hard,

'cause everyone treats you different.

I remember as soon as I got back from Iraq,

everyone was always like,

"Oh my God, Mitch, when you're over there,

did you ever shoot anybody?"

I was like, "No, relax, I was a helicopter mechanic."

They were like, "Oh, thank God you never killed anyone."

I was like, "Jesus Christ,

I never said I was a good helicopter mechanic."

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setupIt sucks having a Southern accent.

setupThe thing that sucks most about it is everyone hears it

setupand they just automatically assume that you're racist.

setupAnd I hate that, 'cause me personally, I hate racism.

setupI hate racist people.

setupI hate anyone that uses ethnic slurs against minorities.

setupI think those people are ignorant

setupand I don't wanna be associated with them.

setupAnd see, like right now,

setupyou should all be clapping and agreeing with me.

setupBut instead, because of my accent,

setupall you heard is I hate minorities

punchlineand something about those people.