Mitch Burrow on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.81 tag density
About Mitch Burrow's sets
Mitch Burrow has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #462 (8 July 2020) and the latest on episode #472 (15 Sept 2020).
Mitch Burrow came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mitch Burrow has performed for guest panels including Jimmy Shubert, Josh Adam Meyers, Studio Sessions 23 and Studio Sessions 17.
Mitch Burrow averages 0.32 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 63% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Mitch Burrow's punch density went from 0.69 in the first set to 0.07 in the latest.
On average Mitch Burrow follows each punchline with 0.81 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 9 are misdirect jokes.
Appearances
Jokes from Mitch Burrow's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #47215 Sept 2020
you should all be clapping and agreeing with me. But instead, because of my accent, all you heard is I hate minorities
and something about those people.
I was like, "No, relax, I was a helicopter mechanic." They were like, "Oh, thank God you never killed anyone." I was like, "Jesus Christ,
I never said I was a good helicopter mechanic."
KT #46818 Aug 2020
That she was there? You didn't like that? You should try doing it alone sometime.
I don't really think you appreciate the situation."
That ain't gonna happen. So I turned around to let them know. I was like, hey, y'all need to cut that shit out.
And it was just two Chinese dudes talking to each other.
So I was like, my bad, I'm an idiot,
but my heart's in the right place.
KT #4628 July 2020
like, a month or two, they'll come up to me and be like, damn, Mitch, you look good. Are you losing weight?
And I'm just like, how fat am I in your memory
that every time you see me, you're just like, oh, that's
not as bad as I recall, actually.
He was like, "Dude, I love Asian chicks. "I wanna hook up with more Asian chicks. "What's the secret?"
And I was like, "Well, I moved to Asia."
So I don't know how much you're willing to commit to this,
but that's what I had to do.