No, Tony, it's my show. And this show is the best in of tax and I am pro-taxing and I'm
here to have told me. Now I caused a lot of that toxicity. Underneath the thin
veil of character of Hamarina is that Jessica Johnson and she told me I called
too much and I accept that. I know redjacket, I know reflexant, I inject
I know cacti. Now the rest of you have a lot of lessons to learn about
Rebin I wrote a play for a uniform for all six of you
Please distribute the screen. Oh my goodness. There's a scripts being handed out right now. Yes off
Prox toxic. What is it? What is it that you do again? Um, I go there
I'm the number one a less convenient in the world
But I'm also a pro-toxic in the academia of thespianism,
finding toxins in the arts.
[Bit 1]
Tony, please read the cover and then begin the plan.
The cover is unbelievable.
This is "Kill Toxic," a live-action manual regarding
the toxicity that is everything "Kill Tony."
I can't wait for this has been a long time coming and here we go it starts over there
Hey, Jesse, what's up to?
Blowing how my trumpet spit valve very dangerous in the age of Corona. Hello. Well, hey wait
Can I can I just stop for a second? I think you guys should do impressions of Jeremiah Watkins and Jesse John
Understand now be can we take it from the top?
Hey Jesse, whatcha up to?
[Bit 2]
Blowing out my trumpet spit valve, very dangerous in the age of Corona, lol.
No doubt, you're so funny.
[Bit 3]
If you were not my sister, I would so date you.
No doubt. Even though you are my brother.
But the main reason we should not date is because we work together.
No doubt. I did not consider how our incestuous affair might affect our coworkers.
[Bit 4]
No doubt. Moving on, do you ever get tired of Joel Berg and Chroma Chris looking down on us from the ivory tower of patriarchy that is the so-called drumstand?
No doubt. I look forward to a time when everyone in the Kill Tony band performs at the same elevation.
Can I ask you something, Joel Berg?
Doesn't Jeremiah and Jesse's relationship just gross you out?
They are definitely having sex and they are definitely brother and sister.
But sexuality is fluid so it's not our place to judge.
[Bit 5]
No doubt, no doubt. Hey, what is the name of this thing that I hold that makes the sounds?
Oh, guitar, right, right. It's funny, no matter the song, my hands always feel like they're building and taking a part of a machine gun.
That's PTSD. We all have it. That's why I take sponsored cratum.
My PTSD comes from feeling marginalized by Jeremiah's endless parade of saxophones.
No doubt. You know what? Jeremiah's tiny saxophone is a personification of microaggression.
I got a lot of speaking parts in this one. It turns out...
No doubt, but I'm not worried about that.
[Bit 6]
I'm more worried about Tony might be Satan.
- Tony definitely worships Satan.
- No, I think Tony is literally Satan.
The mark of the beast festers and swells
on the back of his fucking neck.
- Well, I don't know about all that,
but would it surprise you to know that I hail Satan?
I understand that you may not see eye to eye with Tony and I's satanic worship,
but no doubt we appreciate your service to America that allows Tony and I,
Italian and Mexican migrants, the freedom to worship Satan.
No doubt, but I really think Tony might be the devil.
And let's hear that machine gun purr.
[Bit 7]
- Can I have some of that sponsored CBD cream?
I think I got a mosquito bite.
The back of my neck feels on fire.
- No, you might be Satan, but we'll figure that out
after we sell 10,000 of these butt hoses.
- Feels like nowadays all we do is figure things out.
Thank God we have you along for the ride.
[Bit 8]
Honestly, nowadays I consider myself
more of an environmentalist.
I just want to E the world.
I'm changing my name to Brian E-Band.
[Bit 9]
Doing my part to save the world,
one assistant rotation of my bicycle pedals at a time.
[Bit 10]
- Maybe Kiltoni is like one of your stupid fucking E-bikes.
We all power ourselves from week to week,
but sometimes we need a little assistance.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's out of the house.
- And depending on how much delicious Vito pizza
Charlie stuffs in my fucking face,
I may need a little more assistance than usual.
- Oh, Joel Berg. - Oh, Joel Berg.
- Good night, and hail Satan from everyone
on the Blah Blah Blah Kill Tony podcast.
