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2016-05-03

Taylor Rizzo

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Watch Taylor Rizzo's Kill Tony episode 147 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 2 joke beats, 0.29 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·1.33 bits/set·2.33 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.86 tag density·6 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.29 punch density·2.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

All right, I was with this girl recently,

and things were going well.

She was on top of me, kissing on my chest.

And I had my hands in her hair.

And I was just so in the moment.

And for some reason, I just kissed her right on top of the head and she stopped immediately.

You know, I didn't know why.

But before I could say anything, she was like, "Uh, did you just kiss me on top of the head?"

I was like, "Yeah, is that okay?"

She was like, "It's kinda weird."

I was like, "Oh really, sorry.

I guess I just thought it would be sweet."

She was like, "Yeah, it is sweet.

That's why it's weird."

I was like, "Oh man, you're totally right.

I was weird for doing that, but I don't know how to not be that guy.

Like how do you just fuck a girl

and not kiss her on top of the head

and let her know she's safe?

Rub your nose on her nose,

flutter your eyelashes together,

fucking butterfly kisses guys,

like that's just who I am.

So ladies, if you're trying to hook up

with no strings attached,

but to feel like there are tons of strings attached,

I'm your man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAll right, I was with this girl recently,

setupand things were going well.

setupShe was on top of me, kissing on my chest.

setupAnd I had my hands in her hair.

setupAnd I was just so in the moment.

setupAnd for some reason, I just kissed her right on top of the head and she stopped immediately.

setupYou know, I didn't know why.

setupBut before I could say anything, she was like, "Uh, did you just kiss me on top of the head?"

setupI was like, "Yeah, is that okay?"

setupShe was like, "It's kinda weird."

setupI was like, "Oh really, sorry.

setupI guess I just thought it would be sweet."

setupShe was like, "Yeah, it is sweet.

punchlineThat's why it's weird."

setupI was like, "Oh man, you're totally right.

tagI was weird for doing that, but I don't know how to not be that guy.

setupLike how do you just fuck a girl

setupand not kiss her on top of the head

tagand let her know she's safe?

setupRub your nose on her nose,

setupflutter your eyelashes together,

tagfucking butterfly kisses guys,

taglike that's just who I am.