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KT #663 - DR PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

2024-05-14

Preacher Lawson

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Watch Preacher Lawson's Kill Tony episode 663 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 1.40 punch density, 3.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.25 bits/set·3.25 beats/set·0.70 punch density·2.09 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·1.40 punch density·3.20 tag density

- All right.

All right.

All right, all right, thank you, thank you.

[Bit 1]

I think that women avoid eye contact with dudes

is if they look at us for like two seconds,

we just assume they like us.

You have one second and you gotta get out of there, ladies.

One, one thousand, go!

Save yourself.

'Cause in a man's brain, we like one, one thousand, two.

You're like a dream come true.

That's what we think.

You gotta go.

[Bit 2]

It's so funny, if a woman looks at a man for two seconds,

we like, oh, she want it.

But if a man looks at another man for two seconds,

we like, you trying to fight, bro?

Who you looking at?

For two seconds.

Unless they're gay.

But you know if they're gay or not,

because their chin is down, right?

You can tell.

That's the giveaway right there.

Same rules apply, one, one thousand.

Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, I've never had a boyfriend in my life.

I don't even know why I told y'all that,

but I haven't had one.

[Bit 3]

I haven't had a gay roommate one time.

He didn't say he was gay, but I seen him on Grindr.

I was like, "He gay, man.

"What you doing out here, man?

"What you doing?"

That's the last time we playing Twister.

My name is Preacher Lawson.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupI think that women avoid eye contact with dudes

setupis if they look at us for like two seconds,

punchlinewe just assume they like us.

tagYou have one second and you gotta get out of there, ladies.

tagOne, one thousand, go!

tagSave yourself.

setup'Cause in a man's brain, we like one, one thousand, two.

tagYou're like a dream come true.

tagThat's what we think.

tagYou gotta go.