Ari Matti

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Watch Ari Matti's Kill Tony episode 682 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.75 punch density, 0.80 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.75 punch density·0.80 tag density

[Bit 1]

A little about me.

I am a choppy chaser.

I do have to say it's not too much of a chase.

You have some snacks, you're good.

[Bit 2]

I love fat women, you know.

And let's be honest, what really happens when women get fat?

When men get fat, we lose our dick and then we die.

When women get fat, you get more tits, more ass...

More delicious.

You can never put too much syrup on a pancake, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 3]

I love fat women.

I like an Adele 2016, you know?

With that juicy pussy.

I don't want no skinny Taylor Swift pussy dry.

You can tell Taylor has that rice cake pussy.

You eat Taylor's pussy, it feels like you swallowed cinnamon.

You need a glass of water.

[Bit 4]

I love fat women. They're fun. They fart, they giggle.

They don't have any stupid rules.

I don't eat after six. No. A fat bitch, you put a donut in her mouth, a dick in her ass,

and Salavi!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupA little about me.

setupI am a choppy chaser.

punchlineI do have to say it's not too much of a chase.

tagYou have some snacks, you're good.